A collection of some lines that aren't part of greater stories. birthday lines, office lines, home screen lines, that stuff

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Miscellaneous lines

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nobu holding up red pixelated, steaming food, looking proud with his tongue sticking out saying 'the ultimate ninja meal is almost complete' while mayoi stares at the pixelated food blushing with sparkle eyes and drooling
4-panel comic named 'Above the Cieling' Panel 1: mayoi above the cieling laying down with his face pressed against the 'floor' saying 'Ah... This place really does make you feel safe... The outside world is so dangerous... Panel 2: Shinobu pops up out of a vent saying 'Good evening Mayoi-dono! Are you here to engage in ninja training as well?' leaving Mayoi wide-eyed. Panel 3: Wataru pops out of a different vent with a red flag, a dove, and some confetti, saying 'Oh? I was intending to give everyone an *amazing* surprise!' leaving both shinobu and mayoi wide-eyed. Panel 4: Madara and Kohaku pop up out of a different vent. Mama is a cat mouth while kohaku says '*Hurry!* That suspicious person's runnin' away!' while pointing at mayoi who's running out of the panel. Shinobu and wataru look at kohaku and mama, and wataru says 'It's quite crowded above the cieling, huh?'
4-panel comic named 'New member' Panel 1: Mayoi crawling through the cieling, looking down and saying 'Tehehe... Today I shall once again capture the fresh essence of youth from inside the cieling!' Panel 2: Shocked Mayoi falls through the cieling into a room with shinobu in the foregroung looking at him as mayoi says 'Ah.' There are 'creak' and 'crash' sound effects. Panel 3: Shinobu looks at Mayoi with a curious expression, his mouth slightly agape, saying '...' Mayoi looks back at him sweating and shocked with 'sweats' written near him. Panel 4: Shinobu blushes with sparkles all around him and sparkly eyes saying 'A ninja...?????????????'

My awesome results from using google translate, deepL, and intuition: Title- Best Present; Panel 1- Shinobu yells 'Lord Mayoi!' and Mayoi responds 'Heeeeee-! What a gift~!?'; Panel 2- Christmas ninja ♪is here♪ ♫ ♪ Merry merry • ni • n • ja • fo~r you~ • Shi • no • bu~♪; Panel 3- Lord Mayoi!?; Panel 4- su...

All black background with the a white box outline for the title. The title is 'Senior & Junior Cooperation Shinobi & Mayoi'. There is a brown rectangle below the white box outline that has low opacity text saying 'MEMORY' spanning the entire box and a white star in the middle Mayoi: Sure. This is my senior—no, my chieftain. I could never have too much of his adorableness...! He's such a sweet fairy that bears the name of 'ninja'...♪ Hiiro: ... I see. So, to you, Mayoi, Shinobu is your senior, a chieftain, and a fairy? Shinobu: I don't really get where this fairy came from, but it somehow gives me the giggles when I hear you see me as your senior, Lord Mayoi~

EVERYONE !!! SHINOBU'S GETTING THE GIGGLES !! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, HE'S GETTING THE GIGGLES !!!! HOLY COW !!!hamtaro giggling←THATS NOBU RN !!!!

Shinobu: You see, you are one grade higher than me... Personally, I see you more as my 'fellow' in the Ninja Club Shinobu: I'd be happy if you think the same, Lord Mayoi, so that we can make a better club while sharing the same feeling♪

so u wanna be "fellows" who "share the same feeling" huh? I know what you are gay/rainbow pride flag

Mayoi: Awwwww how dazzling that smile of yours is, Chieftain! Your words have immersed my ears with gentleness deeper than the ocean...! Mayoi: I swear that I will be there for you forever and ever, Chieftain... ♪

oh? so the result of "sharing the same feeling" means ur gonna be there for each other forever and ever? gay/rainbow pride flag

Hiiro: 'Want to be there for you'... Since you have made him feel like that, Shinobu, I do believe that you are a great 'senior'.

im so sorry for this ass sc im so sorry hiiro

Hi hiiro !!!! hiiii !!!!! everyone say hi hiiro !!!!

↓↓NON-LINEAR↓↓

Mayoi: Chieftain said that the mountains are the best place for autumn training. I guess it's because of the atmosphere? Shinobu: I'm not complaining, but... When Lord Mayoi hugs me in this heat, I understand how roasting marshmallows feel... Mayoi: The Ninja Club is putting on a test of courage to escape the heat... It would be best if you could come, too♪ Shinobu: RYUSEITAI is doing a test of courage! It's not summer without one♪

↑that one isn't directly myshn but ueeeh ueeehhhh shinobu wanting to take mayochan out 2 do the test of courage with his ryusei besties is how i interpret it and ueeehhh ueeeehhhhhh shinobu blushing with watery eyes opening and closing his mouth what a cutiepie !!! ooueueuueuoueuoeu

Shinobu with a sort of apprehensive look: Maybe Lord Mayoi wants to warm his hands up, so he's been placing them on my cheeks and rubbing them as if they were heat packs... Shinobu (who's looking down and blushing while grabbing his arm): Apparently, I run hot, so... U-um, you can hold onto me like you would a heat pack! O-okay then, g-go ahead...!

↑that one also isn't directly myshn, but look at that one and look at the previous one and tell me that isn't exactly what he told mayoi, or at the very least inspired by mayoi's cheek rubs

Story Lines

For brief myshn mentions; I'll only be including official in-game eng translations, so if the story isn't in eng yet then it won't appear here shinobu >_<

Shinobu: By the way, a forbidden zone is, roughly speaking, a place that is off-limits to the general public. Shinobu: Surprisingly, they can be found all over the country, and most of them are religiously sacred places. Midori: You know a lot about it Shinobu...? Shinobu: Mmhm~ Lord Mayoi is an expert on stuff like that, so I naturally learn about it from our chats Tetora: So that pervert-looking person talks about suspicious topics as well...? Shinobu: 'Pervert-looking person'!? L-Lord Mayoi is a very nice person~! He'll breathe heavily and wiggle around to try to make me laugh when I'm feeling down! Tetora: That's exactly what I mean by 'pervert,' you know?
↑from submarine
★Shinobu's Birthday★
Mayoi handing Shinobu a present Mayoi: It's so glad meeting you, Boss. Shinobu: I should be the one to say that...♪

the fact that Mayoi calls him boss is the funniest thing to me. hey happyele how much are u paying to keep the office translators and story translators as far away from each other as humanly possible???

Mayoi: Shinobu-kyu... I mean, Chieftain, happy birthday!!! Shinobu: Lord Mayoi! You came to celebrate my birthday♪ Mayoi: Yes! Today is the special day my precious Chieftain was born in this world... Mayoi: Not only today, I wish I can celebrate everyday☆ Mayoi: H-here is a hand-sewn Japanese-style wrapping cloth I made myself. Please accept my it together with my best wishes! Ohh, it looks just perfect for wrapping up the Hyorogan! Thank you, Lord Mayoi♪
Tetora: Happy birthday, Shinobu! Tetora: Uh... Maybe I shouldn't ask, but... doesn't this room feel haunted? Tetora: I've been hearing strange laughter, and when I turn around to check if something is behind me, there's no one there. Shinobu: Hmm. It must be Lord Mayoi. He is skilled at covert operations♪ Tetora: My bad! And I'm glad it wasn't a ghost! Ehehe, I'm happy that so many friends came to celebrate my birthday♪
★Mayoi's Birthday★

he is soooooo giddy about his little crush on his birthday, he has soooo many lines referencing shinobu :]

Shinobu handing a surprised Mayoi a present Shinobu: This is for you, Master Mayoi. I'm so happy I could cry♪

saying "master" mayoi is wiiiiiild

Shinobu: Happy birthday, Lord Mayoi~♪ Mayoi: Ahh! I'm thrilled that you're here to celebrate my birthday! Thank you, Chieftain...♪ Mayoi: That's not the point! I mean, it's your birthday in three days, Chieftain! Happy birthday☆ Shinobu: Aha, that's still too early, Lord Mayoi♪ Mayoi: I just can't wait. The moment the date changes, I'll quietly sneak into your room... Mayoi: —And whisper 'happy birthday' to you while gazing at your adorable sleeping face...♪ Shinobu: Well, I don't want you to go into my room like that... But anyway! Let's enjoy your birthday first, Lord Mayoi!
Tatsumi: Happy birthday, Mayoi. Tatsumi: Hmm? Why are you looking away? Is there something you're guilty of? Mayoi: Absolutely not! I won't use my birthday to ask Chieftain to do anything! I won't! I swear!! Tatsumi: Mayoi. Mayoi: ... Eeeek!? Don't worry, I was only thinking! I didn't do anything yet! Tatsumi: Right. I'm sure you'll overcome your devils inside, Mayoi. God bless you...♪

I won't lie this interaction makes me soooo uncomfortable!? Hey, Tatsumi, what does it do for u to imply that mayoi SHOULD be feeling guilty for uhhh having a thought??? my boy!! having a silly mildly morally ambiguous thought is not "devils" inside you, i think it's called being normal.... and even if it's not normal, making him feel guilty is NAWT how u go about it?? and on his BIRTHDAY too?????? boy??? what a weirdo...

There are 2 choices the player can make, and the choice 'He'll be here, too.' is manually boxed in purple Mayoi: W-Will Chieftain also be here?!! Mayoi: This is way beyond my birthday party! I'll help you set it up! Mayoi: Let's welcome Chieftain together. Fufu, fufufufu...♪
There are 2 choices the player can make, and the choice 'What about nexy year?' is manually boxed in purple Mayoi: Eh, are you planning to throw another party next year? Mayoi: Ne-next year? Umm, uh... Mayoi: My birthday is close to Shinobu-kyu... I mean, Chieftain, so how about we have a party sometime in between? Mayoi: Please, by all means, pleeease think about it! Fufu, fufufufu...♪

his wee blush oh meow fuckem GOUWSH !!! guy who is twiddling his fingers !!!

There are 2 choices the player can make, and the choice 'You look happy.' is manually boxed in purple Mayoi: Fufufu... I just took a photo with Chieftain~ Mayoi: Look! Isn't it lovely? This will be my treasure. Mayoi: I shall carry it close to me all the time. Fufufu... drawing of Mayoi flashing a peace sign and Shinobu flashing his nin nin hand at the camera with a blurry Aira flashing a peace sign in the background at the Starpro building

boy who is soooo keeping this in his pocket every dam day !!!! so inspirational i drew it :] that's my drawing at the end hehehe !!